"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Me and the boys are cool.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
