Worst Jokes Ever

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Fortnite Battle Pass.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.