Worst Jokes Ever

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.