Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
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What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.