Worst Jokes Ever
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Gaming, uh?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.