Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Meme.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Nutty.
