Worst Jokes Ever
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.