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Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
