Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

"This tastes a little funny."

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

20 years later

Johnny: Hey dad.

Dad: Yea?

Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!

Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.

Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.

Dad:...

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.