My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Worst Jokes Ever
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
