Worst Jokes Ever
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
lollllo.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
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These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”