Worst Jokes Ever
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
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Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
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South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Hey Sandy.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.