Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.