Worst Jokes Ever
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
I'm alive, baby!
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Me :D
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?