Worst Jokes Ever

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.

Why go to sleep because he was bossy?

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

What do frogs eat?

French fries!

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.