Worst Jokes Ever

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?

They moan louder than your speakers.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.