Worst Jokes Ever
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
"Let's go Brandon!"
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.