Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
My granddad killed Hitler.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
You pecan do it!
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
