Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.

Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!