Worst Jokes Ever

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the "chrime."

What’s an emo called Anna?

Want to hear a joke about prostitution?

Never mind, it's whoreable :)

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

No.

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?

The wheelchair. 😑