Worst Jokes Ever
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Go to community, I'm bored.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Priests are priests.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"