Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.