What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Worst Jokes Ever
Funni.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
