Worst Jokes Ever

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.

Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.

Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!

Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they have already lost 2 towers.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

I'm an orphan, lol.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

School.

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?

The condom was actually useful at one point.

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.

THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!

Why do they act so emo?

Because they are all retards.