Worst Jokes Ever

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice

What do you call a mouse with sneakers?

Squeakers!

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Stop it why offends... asf.

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.