Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?

A: "I'm calling your parents!"

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Hahaha!

My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.

What is the most common theme in Africa?

Starvation.

The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...

The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.

W in Africa stands for water.

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.