What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
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Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
