Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Brazil is a joke.
America and UK are a joke.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
