Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?

A: Suicide Squad.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.