Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans go on school trips?

"Parents signature _________"

Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

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Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

Fuck you and your shitty family!

Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."