Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
God bless the shooting that happened.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.