You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Worst Jokes Ever
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
China. There. :)
