Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Hola Jackie :^
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.