Worst Jokes Ever
When do cows moo? Moosday.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Hi how are you?
Floor on the road?
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
When the card declines on child insurance.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."