Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why don’t witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on their broom.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.