Worst Jokes Ever
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I'm gay and an orphan.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.