Worst Jokes Ever
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Let's rock and roll!
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.