Worst Jokes Ever

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

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The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come back.

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.