Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Go to community, I'm bored.