Worst Jokes Ever
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
300? You are a 3.0.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.