Worst Jokes Ever
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.