Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? đ¤Ł
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
FREE MY ĂIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ĂIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AINâT GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ĂIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Whatâs the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! đ
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
How did the chicken đ feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats donât hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You donât understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats arenât venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"Iâm Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!