Worst Jokes Ever
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Who am I?
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.