Worst Jokes Ever
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Roddy Rick Dalby
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.