Worst Jokes Ever
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Not funny, guys!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Your mum has balls.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.