Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
dik.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
