Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
lollllo.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
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These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!