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Worst Jokes Ever
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
