Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?