Worst Jokes Ever
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Fatherless jokes.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.