Worst Jokes Ever
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."