Worst Jokes Ever

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

What is long, yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Who's the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

I bet you like men!

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.

Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.