I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Worst Jokes Ever
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
Make this post have 1000 comments.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
I like dildos.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
