Worst Jokes Ever
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
The Stigg
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
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"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.