Worst Jokes Ever
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Ashton Parkes.
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.