I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Worst Jokes Ever
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Vagina?
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
