Worst Jokes Ever

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

Why don’t Asians use phones?

Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

Big black ball sacks.

Women need to be in the kitchen.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

"DEEZ NUTS"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Eat cockroaches.

What day is Labor Day?

It's the day mommies have their babies.

What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.