Worst Jokes Ever
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Nope, nope, and nope.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?