Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why are my students so naughty?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Glizzy?
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
The priest is gay.
