Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Depression :)
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
