Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
I want to cream, rn.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.