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Worst Jokes Ever
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
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Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
"Deznuts up your ass."
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
