Worst Jokes Ever
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Go to community, I'm bored.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.