It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I ate my mom.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
