Worst Jokes Ever
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
I rate these jokes 9/11.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Niall Devine, clown.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.