Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Worst Jokes Ever
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Me :D
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Your mom.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
