Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Your mum has balls.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?