Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I don't know, I don't have one.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!