Worst Jokes Ever
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"