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Worst Jokes Ever
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Sam from Bow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
