Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
I am Mario's brother.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.