Worst Jokes Ever
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.