Worst Jokes Ever
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Dad, I hate you!
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"