Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.

This orphan showed me a family photo.

But it was just a selfie.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"

What does an orphan call a family portrait?

A selfie.

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

I shouted "Jenga" in class today.

We were watching clips of 9/11.

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢