Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...