My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
