Worst Jokes Ever
That was a really crappy bun!
I should just flush this joke away.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Abortion is beautiful.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.