Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Hello guys!
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!