Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Worst Jokes Ever
Get pranked, bozo!
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I pregnoot.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
