Worst Jokes Ever

What should my next YT vid be about?

Never gonna give you up.

Heyyyy sistas!

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

Kendon is a loser!

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

What does suck a sucking fish?

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.

God: *SILENCE*

Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!

God: *SILENCE*

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.