Worst Jokes Ever
Fatherless jokes.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.