Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

Kiwi: she's here!!

2022

Kiwi loves Brad.

Kiwi loves men.

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?

They both can't be found.

Man, I hate the government.

What’s big and black on the road?

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Why can't an orphan read?

He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"

Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"