Worst Jokes Ever
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.