Worst Jokes Ever
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy