If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Get pranked, bozo!
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I pregnoot.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
