I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
