Worst Jokes Ever
Kingly discussion?
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What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survivedβmy grandpa. The others have fallenβhis friends.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit downβwhere's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.