Worst Jokes Ever
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Fart a lot.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Trevor Bauer for President.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.