Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?

A: Because the ball comes back.

Why does the orphan do robberies?

Because he wants to be wanted.

Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they can't access the home screen.

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Why is it ok to smack an orphan?

What are they going to do? Tell their parents!

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.