Worst Jokes Ever
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Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
I can't stand disability jokes.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."