What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Worst Jokes Ever
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
