Worst Jokes Ever

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the cow.

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.

Do you know Bumo?

Bumo deez nuts.

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

How do blind kids get punished?

By moving the furniture around the house.